8:40 am 16,429 notes
Blow gently on your screen
Actually did this and loved it
8:40 am 1,335 notes
what a gem what a pearl beyond rubies is laura jane grace
<3 <3 <3 <3
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
8:20 am 35,575 notes
So if I see a penny on the ground,
I leave it alone or fucking flip it.
I’m a straight white male in America,
I’ve got all the luck I need.
8:19 am 955 notes
— Kim McMillen (via gypsy—bitch)
9:05 pm 98,619 notes